Legend of Zelda Cuckoo Song© Emma Lee Downs
This is a song that I made for those annoying Cuckoos in Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The song goes with the background music in Kakariko Village. Next time you play, sing along!
Original Link One:
www.fanfiction.net/s/3513054/1/Legend-of-Zelda-Cuckoo-SongOriginal Link Two:
www.deviantart.com/lyraalluse/art/Legend-of-Zelda-Cuckoo-Song-54220591
Legend of Zelda Cuckoo SongYou stupid little chickens,
I'm going to hurt your heads,
You cluck all day and night,
But you never stay in your pen,
Hey you little chickens,
I'm going to kill you all,
I tried so hard to like you,
But you called your friends big and small,
To peck out both of my eyes,
And lay eggs in my hair,
So now you little chickens,
I'm going to kill you all without care,
I'll throw you in a hole,
And smash you against a wall,
Throw you off a cliff side,
And giggle as you fall,
You stupid little peckers,
I'm going to fry your legs,
And then I'm going to cook you,
Slowly for seven days,
You stupid little chickens,
I'm going to throw you in a well,
And send you to the bottom,
Of the deepest part of Hell-oh!
You stupid little chickens,
I want to be your friend,
But you just keep escaping,
So now it’s your end,
You stupid little peckers,
I'm going to kill you all,
Be careful of that cliff side,
I wouldn't want you to fall,
Yes I would!
Get over the fence you stupid chickens;
I'm going to BBQ your heads,
You stupid widdle chickens,
Before I go to bed!