The Vegeta Song (G)
Feb 28, 2012 14:31:51 GMT -8
Post by lyraalluse on Feb 28, 2012 14:31:51 GMT -8
The Vegeta Song
© Emma Lee Downs
This is a goofy song I wrote about Vegeta from the Dragon Ball series. I hope you enjoy it. XD
Original Link One: www.fanfiction.net/s/3831843/1/The-Vegeta-Song
Original Link Two: www.deviantart.com/lyraalluse/art/The-Vegeta-Song-67112638
The Vegeta Song
Oh my name is Vegeta,
I’m a veggie, veggie man,
A veggie, veggie, veggie, veggie man,
I’m a man with a plan, a veggie, veggie, plan,
A veggie, veggie, veggie, veggie plan,
And I’ll kill you with my mind,
If I get the time,
But right now things are all ok,
So I’ll train night and day,
To keep the dark at bay,
So I can rule the world the veggie way!
Say: Bow before me, your supreme overlord!!
Oh my name is Vegeta,
I’m a veggie, veggie man,
A veggie, veggie, veggie, veggie man,
And I can eat a lot, so much more in fact,
Than that carrot, carrot, carrot, carrot man…Kakarot!!!
I’m the prince of all Saiyans,
And I demand your love,
Or I’ll send your soul up to the sky above,
Bow and worship me,
On your puny earthling knees,
Before I kill you with a ball of energy!
Say: That’s right you better run, you meat puppets!!
Oh my name is Vegeta,
I’m a veggie, veggie man,
A veggie, veggie, veggie, veggie man,
And I’m a macho guy, built perfect to fly,
Faster than that super, super, super, super man!
I’ve got a veggie wife,
And some veggie, veggie kids,
The fruits of the loom, the apples of my eye,
As all of their names relate to some kind of underwear,
But that’s ok I guess,
Because I have receding hair,
We’ve all got our problems
And we’re all just doing fine,
So if you have an issue,
You can kiss my big behind!
Say: Go buy fruit of the loom underwear right now, or I’ll blow your head off!!
Oh my name is Vegeta,
I’m a veggie, veggie man,
A veggie, veggie, veggie, veggie man,
And this is the end of my veggie, veggie song,
So don’t get all mushy when I finally have gone,
Because if I see you crying,
Your friends will all be dying,
I’ll kill them all with my final flash,
So goodbye for now,
You’ll get over it somehow,
That’s not my problem;
I’ve got some things to blast!
Say: And this is veggie man flying off at last!!
© Emma Lee Downs
This is a goofy song I wrote about Vegeta from the Dragon Ball series. I hope you enjoy it. XD
Original Link One: www.fanfiction.net/s/3831843/1/The-Vegeta-Song
Original Link Two: www.deviantart.com/lyraalluse/art/The-Vegeta-Song-67112638
The Vegeta Song
Oh my name is Vegeta,
I’m a veggie, veggie man,
A veggie, veggie, veggie, veggie man,
I’m a man with a plan, a veggie, veggie, plan,
A veggie, veggie, veggie, veggie plan,
And I’ll kill you with my mind,
If I get the time,
But right now things are all ok,
So I’ll train night and day,
To keep the dark at bay,
So I can rule the world the veggie way!
Say: Bow before me, your supreme overlord!!
Oh my name is Vegeta,
I’m a veggie, veggie man,
A veggie, veggie, veggie, veggie man,
And I can eat a lot, so much more in fact,
Than that carrot, carrot, carrot, carrot man…Kakarot!!!
I’m the prince of all Saiyans,
And I demand your love,
Or I’ll send your soul up to the sky above,
Bow and worship me,
On your puny earthling knees,
Before I kill you with a ball of energy!
Say: That’s right you better run, you meat puppets!!
Oh my name is Vegeta,
I’m a veggie, veggie man,
A veggie, veggie, veggie, veggie man,
And I’m a macho guy, built perfect to fly,
Faster than that super, super, super, super man!
I’ve got a veggie wife,
And some veggie, veggie kids,
The fruits of the loom, the apples of my eye,
As all of their names relate to some kind of underwear,
But that’s ok I guess,
Because I have receding hair,
We’ve all got our problems
And we’re all just doing fine,
So if you have an issue,
You can kiss my big behind!
Say: Go buy fruit of the loom underwear right now, or I’ll blow your head off!!
Oh my name is Vegeta,
I’m a veggie, veggie man,
A veggie, veggie, veggie, veggie man,
And this is the end of my veggie, veggie song,
So don’t get all mushy when I finally have gone,
Because if I see you crying,
Your friends will all be dying,
I’ll kill them all with my final flash,
So goodbye for now,
You’ll get over it somehow,
That’s not my problem;
I’ve got some things to blast!
Say: And this is veggie man flying off at last!!
