Fushigi Yugi Online Chat (G)

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Fushigi Yugi Online Chat

© Emma Lee Downs

Miaka, the Suzaku Seven and a few other surprise guests have decided to all come together and talk in an online chat room. Watch the chaos ensue as they discover the limitless potential of the World Wide Web! Please Read and review.

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Original Link Two: www.deviantart.com/lyraalluse/art/FY-Online-Chat-Chapter-02-76487029

Original Link Three: www.deviantart.com/lyraalluse/art/FY-Online-Chat-Chapter-03-76488966

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Chapter One: Suzaku Chat

You have booted up the Suzaku Chat Server. This will take several minutes to complete. Please enjoy this video while the server loads.

Video of Tamahome chasing Tasuki with a bucket of water appears on the screen.

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Taking up five minutes of your time for no apparent reason.

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ZOMG actually updating some stuff.

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Checking the online server. Taking up even more of your time just for the heck of it.

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Updating server information even though we’re sure it works.

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Spilling nacho cheese dip on the motherboard of the main computer drive. Blaming you for any problems that may arise from it.

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Complete! You have successfully logged into the server.


IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Has Signed On


No one else seems to be on the server. Do you wish to invite people to this chat room?

YES

To reach your party type the screen names of the people you wish to invite separated by a comma and press enter.

IMLittleGhost, FoxFace221, SmarterThanU, HotBishiEmperor, MuscleChick_Man, Ph3rTehFan, HealerPimp, Mr.Tinkles, BubbleGurl, KingTutsGrandmummy

ENTER

Success! You’re party has been notified through e-mail and will receive the chat invitation in 5 minutes. Please be patient while your party is reached.


Five minutes later…


IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Has Signed On

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Has Signed On

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Has Signed On

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Has Signed On

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Has Signed On

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Has Signed On

HealerPimp (User Mitsukake) Has Signed On

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Has Signed On

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Has Signed On

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Has Signed On


All contacts have successfully logged in! Please enjoy chatting in the Suzaku Chat Server sponsored by Smoogle. Smoogle is more than the internet’s leading search engine. It has all the perks of those other websites (cough) MTM (cough) without the ridiculously high price and constant server crashes! (Not to mention pages that freeze right up on you for no reason, like for example the pages on MTM.) So make Smoogle your home page today! Remember; when use Smoogle you know you are getting the best quality internet for little or no start up cost! Smoogle; we make it happen.


IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: OMG that Smoogle advertisement seems to get larger each time I sign on.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: That’s what I get for using a free chat server, I suppose.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Anyway, I better get this chat session underway.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Hi everyone!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Waves.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Hello Miaka!

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Greetings!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Isn’t the internet great?

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: It sure is.

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: Now we can talk to each other all the time!

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Yeah!

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: And Tamahome can hit on Miaka with no shame.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Yay for anonymous chatting!

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Um Tasuki…

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: We can tell that it’s you.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Gasp!

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: How did you know??

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: That’s simple.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: I know internet lingo and your screen name says, “Fear the Fan.”

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Who ELSE here carries a fan?

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Double Gasp!

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Dude, that’s low.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: You’re not supposed to understand internet speak!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: You are so smart Little Ghost.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Almost as smart as Tamahome!

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: I AM Tamahome.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Anime Thud.

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: Well nothing can match my intelligence.

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: Or my hotness.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: I beat you both in intelligence AND beauty.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: I will rule you all!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Muhahahahahaha!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Err…I mean…meow!

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: That was really creepy, you know.

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: Did Tama just talk??

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Oh, don’t be silly Mr. Fox Face.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Kitties can’t talk.

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: I’ve seen weirder things talk.

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: When I first met Taiitsukun I thought she was a prune!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: What did you say?

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: I am NOT a prune.

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: Oh I know THAT.

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: You just look like one!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Why you little…

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: That’s it; you are coming with me.

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: Uh oh…

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: Taiitsukun is mad!

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Has Logged Off

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Oh no, you don’t!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: You are not getting off THAT easily!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Has Logged Off

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Um…do you think BubbleGurl will be ok?

HealerPimp (User Mitsukake) Says: Some healing might be needed.

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: I predict a grim future for the Nyan-Nyan.

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: She really shouldn’t have called her a prune, you know.

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: Well, now that the supreme god of the universe is away…

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: I can hit on Miaka all I want.

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: Yay for anonymous chatting!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Um…Hotohori...

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I can tell that it’s you.

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: Gasp!

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: How did find out my true identity??

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Because you are the only Hot Bishonen emperor I know!

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: Oh Miaka, the truth is the truth.

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: We should be married.

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: After all we have everything in common…

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: We both admire me!

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Over my dead body!

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: That can be arranged.

HealerPimp (User Mitsukake) Says: Sigh.

HealerPimp (User Mitsukake) Says: It looks like more healing will be needed.

HealerPimp (User Mitsukake) Says: Just remember that I can only use my healing powers once a day…

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: I don’t care!

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: You’re going down “Little Ghost.”

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Hey!

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Only I can call myself that!

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: That’s tares it.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: I’ve had just about enough of you hitting on Miaka.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Bring it on, Emperor Man.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: I’ll meet you outside for a duel!

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Um…is this contest open to anyone?

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: I guess.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Then count me in too!

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: But aren’t you in love with me??

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: You already HAVE a wife, Hotohori.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: LET THE SINGLE MEN HAVE A SHOT AT IT FOR A CHANGE!

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: NURIKO!!

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: Don’t type that in such bold font!

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: Houki will read!!

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: If she finds out I’ve been hitting on Miaka I’ll be in big trouble!!

NurikoWannabe (User Houki) Has Signed On

NurikoWannabe (User Houki) Says: Hotohori!!

NurikoWannabe (User Houki) Says: What have I told you about picking up on random internet women??

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: Um…This isn’t what it looks like dear…

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: I can explain!!

NurikoWannabe (User Houki) Says: Oh you’ll explain all right.

NurikoWannabe (User Houki) Says: But first you are going to be punished.

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: P…Punished??

NurikoWannabe (User Houki) Says: That’s right.

NurikoWannabe (User Houki) Says: No internet privileges for a whole week!

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: Noooooooooooo!

NurikoWannabe (User Houki) Says: Well if you don’t want to do the time then you shouldn’t have done the crime.

NurikoWannabe (User Houki) Says: Now, get off this computer RIGHT NOW young man!

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: Sniffles.

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: Yes dear.

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Has Logged Off

NurikoWannabe (User Houki) Has Logged Off

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Yay!

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Now I can keep Miaka all to myself!

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: You forgot one little thing, Tamahome.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: What’s that?

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Well, you said this contest is open to everyone.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: So?

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: What are you getting at Nuriko?

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: I love Miaka and she is coming with me!

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: What???

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: I’ve always admired her from afar.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Now that I have the chance to win her heart forever I’m not backing down from THIS challenge!

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: I can’t believe this!

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: Actually, I think I’d like to marry her too, you know.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Not you too, Chichiri!!

HealerPimp (User Mitsukake) Says: No one can replace my beloved Shoka.

HealerPimp (User Mitsukake) Says: Cries.

HealerPimp (User Mitsukake) Says: You guys are on your own.

HealerPimp (User Mitsukake) Says: Too…many…painful memories…

HealerPimp (User Mitsukake) Has Logged Off

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Well you can count ME in.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Miaka has always had a special place in my heart.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: I would do anything to win her love!

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: You too??

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: I’m too young for all of this.

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: I am going to go put a bunch of chemicals together until I figure out formula that will make me taller.

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: THEN I’ll fight for Miaka’s love!

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: What did you just say??

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: Um…it was nothing.

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: Bye for now everyone!

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Has Logged Off

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Don’t I get a say in any of this?

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: NO!

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: I’m afraid not.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Sorry Miaka.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: It’s a guy thing.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Oh.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Well in that case…

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I’m going to finish this delicious donut I got at the bagel shop this morning while you guys decide!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Pigs out on donut.

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: Anime Thud.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: LOL

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: LMAO

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Well that’s Miaka for you.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Anyway we’ve got a fight to attend to.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: That’s right my minions.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Fight each other.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: It’s all going according to plan.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Muhahahahahahahahaha!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Err…I mean…meow!

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: THERE!!

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: You see??

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: Tama said something AGAIN, you know!

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: Can’t you all see it??

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: But kitties don’t talk…do they?

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Did you just say something Tama?

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Meow?

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Look, it’s obvious that Tama is just a normal cat.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: You guys are just trying to delay this fight so we’ll all forget about it and no one will win Miaka’s love.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: I am challenging all of you to a duel right now so no one forgets.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Winner takes all!

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: That goes without saying.

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: Count me in too, you know!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Continues nibbling on a donut.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Then I’ll meet you all outside!

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: See you there, Tamakins.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: I hope you’re good enough to beat me.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Has Logged Off

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: I HATE it when he calls me that.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: You are going down Nuriko!!

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Has Logged Off

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: You wait here Miaka.

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: I’ll take care of those guys for you and win your heart, you know!

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Has Logged Off

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Aw no fair; those three got a head start!

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Wait for me guys!

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Has Logged Off

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Sigh.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I guess you and I are the only two people left on the server now, kitty.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Meow!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Has Signed On

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Well that took longer than I thought it would.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Oh look; it’s King Tut’s Grand Mummy!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Grumbles.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Whatever.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Anyway, where did everyone go?

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Oh yeah.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: They all went outside to have a duel or something.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: What did you say??

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Those idiots!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: They can’t do that!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: The balance of the entire universe could be thrown out of whack!

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Has Signed On

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: You didn’t have to hit me so hard, Taiitsukun.

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: That’s going to leave a mark!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Stop whining.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: We can talk about that later.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Right now we have more pressing matters to attend to.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: The whole universe is about to be destroyed!

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: WHAT??!!

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: What do you mean destroyed??

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Normally, a bunch of attractive young men fighting against one another would not be a problem.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: However…tonight there is going to be a full moon.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Everyone knows what happens when a bunch of hot Bishonen fight under a full moon.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: You win a lot of food?

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: No, you nit wit!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: THEY are summoned.

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: THEY…??

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Yes...THEY.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: The…the…BOOBAH!!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Nooooooooooo!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I’ve seen that show!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: It is cruelty to young children.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I cannot let this injustice take place!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Then you must go convince those morons to stop fighting before the Boobah are summoned and bring about the end of the world.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Oh I WILL, Taiitsukun!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: You can count on me.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Donut woman to the rescue!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Has Logged Off

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Sigh.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: I better go help too.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Has Logged Off

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: Hey wait for me!

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Has Logged Off

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Yes that’s right my minions.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Go fight each other under the full moon and bring about then end of the world, just like I planned.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Dance my puppets, dance!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Muhahahahahahahahahaha!

Cricket Noises.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: I really need to stop talking to myself.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Has Logged Off

[lyraalluse]

Fushigi Yugi Online Chat

© Emma Lee Downs

Miaka, the Suzaku Seven and a few other surprise guests have decided to all come together and talk in an online chat room. Watch the chaos ensue as they discover the limitless potential of the World Wide Web! Please Read and review.

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Chapter Two: Seiryu Chat

You have booted up the Seiryu Chat Server. Loading time will vary depending on how fast of an internet connection you have and how motivated we are to actually do our job.

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The server is experiencing some minor problems. Please enjoy this video while our staff works on correcting this problem.

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Wasting another seven minutes of your life for no apparent reason.

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Loading icons and font colors. Secretly taking pictures of you to sell on E-bay.

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Loading the chat database. Reorganizing our online collection of pixilated video games.

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Complete! You have successfully logged into the server.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Has Signed On


No one else seems to be on the server. Do you wish to invite people to this chat room?

YES

To reach your party type the screen names of the people you wish to invite separated by a comma and press enter.

DragonChick85, DudeWithTheFlute, WolfMan66, Voodoo_Mage, Lightening-Gal, DoubleTehTrouble, ClownFace, GodOfCephiro

ENTER

Success! You’re party has been notified through e-mail and will receive the chat invitation in 5 minutes. Please be patient while your party is reached.


Five minutes later…


DragonChick85 (User Yui) Has Signed On

DudeWithTheFlute (User Amiboshi) Has Signed On

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Has Signed On

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Has Signed On

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Has Signed On

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Has Signed On

ClownFace (User Tomo) Has Signed On

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Has Signed On


All contacts have successfully logged in! Please enjoy chatting in the Seiryu Chat Server sponsored by Tomo’s shell Shin. Shin is more than a common seashell; it’s been providing illusions for the masses since the 12th century BCE. Without its appearance in ancient China the internet would most likely not exist. In fact NOTHING would exist. That’s right; you are all living in a world of illusions. Everything you know is a lie! Of course we can’t really back that up; it’s just a theory. In any case make Shin your option for escaping reality today! Shin; enslaving modern civilization in a whirlwind of doubt and confusion since 1985.


BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I really need to monitor the things Tomo puts on this website.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: It’s too bad that I had to kill the last guy who ran this chat server.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: He should have willingly become my slave.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: But that’s off topic.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: It’s time to get down to business.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: You all know why I’ve summoned you here today.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Yes, lord Nakago.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Of course we do.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: It’s on behalf of those stupid members of the Suzaku Seven!

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Bark, bark…that’s right!

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Indeed.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: By sending all of those Bishonen to fight under the full moon they have obtained the power to summon the Boobah and have thus become more evil than we are!

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: How dreadful this is!

DudeWithTheFlute (User Amiboshi) Says: I know!

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: It’s just not fair!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Silence fools.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: If it is true that the Suzaku Seven are trying to bring about the end of the world with hot Bishonen men, then why don’t we do the very same thing?

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Idea Pawnzed!

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Um…

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: There is only one problem, my lord.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: No one in the Seiryu Seven is what you would call…

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: What’s the best way of putting this?

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: I think what Tomo is trying to say is that most of the men in the Seiryu Seven are…

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Cough.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Unattractive.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Cough.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Well what about lord Nakago?

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: He is quite hot and an expert when it comes to charming the ladies.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Take it from me.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: I just happen to know that Nakago is a great kisser.

DudeWithTheFlute (User Amiboshi) Says: Ewww, that is so gross!

DudeWithTheFlute (User Amiboshi) Says: We really didn’t need to know that, Soi.

DudeWithTheFlute (User Amiboshi) Says: I think I’m going to be sick.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Do you WANT me to zap you Amiboshi?

DudeWithTheFlute (User Suboshi) Says: Laughs nervously.

DudeWithTheFlute (User Suboshi) Says: Um…point well taken!

DudeWithTheFlute (User Amiboshi) Says: I guess lord Nakago IS a fairly handsome guy.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Nakago is good looking; that much is true.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: However but if you ask me, his personality is lacking.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: I think you have to be attractive on the inside AS WELL as on the outside to bring about the end of the world under the full moon.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: What did you say, Suboshi??

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: I said you are an old grouch with one amazing face lift.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: What’s it to you?

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Why you little…??!!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Come here!!

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Eeek!

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: The wrath of Nakago; it burns!

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: I’ll see you guys around.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Has Logged Off

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: You get back here right now!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: …

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: SUBOSHI!!

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Um, not to be rude my lord…but I don’t think Suboshi is coming back.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Well that’s just fine with me.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: He can try to hide all he wants.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: But when I find him, he shall feel the heat of a thousand suns upon his butt until my honor is restored…

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Just let him go, lord Nakago.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: We have more important matters to deal with anyway.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Clears throat.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Very well.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Suboshi lucked out this time.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: However if he gets in my face again, there will be a reckoning.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Speaking of Suboshi, his brother isn’t all that bad in the looks department.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: And if I may be bold, he is quite attractive on the inside as well.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Why not send Amiboshi to deal with those Suzaku twerps?

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: A great idea Soi!

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Come to think of it out of all of us, Amiboshi IS the most like those Suzaku Menaces.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Agreed!

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: If anyone can do a good job taking out the Suzaku Seven and calling fourth the end of the world it’s him!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Then it’s settled.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Amiboshi!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Go fight those Bishies under the full moon and don’t come back until you have brought about the end of all existence!

DudeWithTheFlute (User Amiboshi) Says: But…but…I don’t want to be evil.

DudeWithTheFlute (User Amiboshi) Says: I want to be an artist, an artist I say!

DudeWithTheFlute (User Amiboshi) Says: None of you understand me.

DudeWithTheFlute (User Amiboshi) Says: I hate you all!

DudeWithTheFlute (User Amiboshi) Says: I’m going to go drown my sorrows in a bubble bath.

DudeWithTheFlute (User Amiboshi) Has Logged Off

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Oh great.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: There goes our ONE chance of getting back at Miaka and her stupid warriors.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Wait a minute; there might be another way.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Go on.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Well, what if we trained someone in the Seiryu Seven to be hot on the inside AND outside?

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Then we could send our newly made-over super weapon to take care of those Suzaku dunces.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Great idea Miboshi!

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: But who would we choose?

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: I think we should choose the most unlikely candidate.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: But first we have to face the facts.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Nakago is too evil to take on this task.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Soi is a woman so she can’t very well be trained to be a bishonen.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Suboshi is hiding like the coward he is and Amiboshi is having a mental breakdown.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: No offense to Tomo but he’s too far out there and perverted to make any progress with and the child body that I have possessed is too young to be hot.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: So that only leaves one candidate…Ashitare.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: You want to use THAT mangy mutt??

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: You must be joking.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Our only other option is lady Yui, but she is a woman like Soi.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: As much as she looks like a man, I’m afraid that she just won’t do.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Hey!

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: You take that back!

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: I do not look like a man!

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Is that why your hair is short and you have unshaved legs?

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: You sure look like a man to me.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: I do not!!

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Yes you do.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: No I don’t!!!

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Yui is a hairy man, Yui is a hairy man!

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: That’s it; I’ve had enough of you.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: I’m going to rip your cue ball head off your puny shoulders.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Come here, you bald freak!!

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Eeep!!

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: The ugly woman is mad at me!

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: I’m sorry, but until you fix her face I’m not coming back.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: I’ll see you losers around.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Has Logged Off

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: That weird bald guy has some nerve calling ME ugly.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: I’m going to teach him a lesson.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Has Logged Off

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Sighs.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: There goes two MORE of our group members.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I can see this conversation is getting us nowhere.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Lord Nakago, if I may be able to speak.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: I think I have an idea.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I’m listening.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: It may be hard to believe, but I was quite an accomplished hair dresser and fashion consultant before I joined the Seiryu Seven.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: I bet that I could turn Ashitare into a bishonen in no time!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Well as hard as this is to believe, that doesn’t surprise me one bit.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Yeah Tomo, you’ve always been a bit…well…

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: A bit what??

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Sigh.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Never mind.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: You wouldn’t get it even if I tried to explain it to you.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Anyway, I do think that your plan just might work.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: What do you think lord Nakago?

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I’ll try anything at this point.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: And I have to admit; it DOES sound like a good idea.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: So you’ll let me do it?

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Eh, why not.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I’ll guess I have no choice but to let you attempt to turn that mangy mutt Ashitare into fan girl eye candy.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Oh thank you, lord Nakago!

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: I will not let you down…

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: However keep in mind that if you fail me, I will not let you dress like a woman for a whole week.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: OMG anything but that!!!

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Clears throat.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: I mean…yes, of course lord Nakago.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: I will fix Ashitare up real good!

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: You just wait and see.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: You won’t even recognize him when I done giving him a makeover!

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Come here boy; we are going to turn your beastly form into that of a prince!

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Bowwow woof, woof!!

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Come now, no talking back. I’m going to make you a star!

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Rwwooar…Noooooo!

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Come on you big furry oaf. It’s time to get your hair cut!

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Cries.

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Me no like hair cut…Rwwooar!

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Just think of all the fan girls you will attract!

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Rwwwroar??

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Now let’s go, you big stupid animal.

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Rwwooar, rwrooar, rowraaaaarrr!!

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: We’ll be back in a little bit lord Nakago and I am certain you will be highly impressed with the results.

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Bowwow, wow…woof, woof, woof, bowwow…

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Time to go to the fashion salon you big, overgrown, furry mop, you!

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Whimpers.

Tomo drags Ashitare away from the computer by his ears.

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Has Logged Off

ClownFace (User Tomo) Has Logged Off

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Well lord Nakago, it seems like we are the only two people left in this chat room.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Actually there is one more.

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu pu!

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: What in heaven’s name is THAT??

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: It is best that some things are left unexplained.

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu pu pu.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: But lord Nakago, that…that...THING doesn’t look natural!

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu pu?

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Like I said Soi; some things are better left unexplained.

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu pu!

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Well…what is it trying to say, anyway?

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu pu pu.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Who knows?

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: But one thing is certain; this ball of fluff would make excellent target practice while I wait for those morons to return.

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu pu pu pu???

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Come here, you!

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu…pu pu pu pu!!

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Has Logged Off

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Has Logged Off

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Oh great; I’m here all by myself.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Now what should I do?

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Oh hey; the little blue light is flashing!

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: That means someone is signing in.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: I hope it is lord Nakago.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: I could care less about the rest of those twerps.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Has Signed On

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Hey Soi!

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: What’s up?

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Um…is Nakago gone?

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Oh great, it’s you.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Well if you must know, lord Nakago stepped out to take care of some business.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: But even if he was here, I doubt that you would have much to worry about.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Why is that?

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: He found a new target.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Oh really?

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: What a relief!

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: I thought I was toast for sure.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: I bet he’ll forget all about what I said when he comes back.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Whatever.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: In any case, I hope that lord Nakago comes back soon.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: It’s boring without him here.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Hello!

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: I’m still in the same chat room with you.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: And your point is?

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: …

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Well it looks like someone’s logging in.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Has Signed On

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I must admit; that passed the time quite nicely.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: I’m so glad you’re back my lord!

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: I had no one interesting to talk to while you were away.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Well, EXCUSE me.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Ignores Suboshi.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Anyway, what happened to that thing you were chasing?

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Let’s just say that you will never have to worry about the way it looks ever again.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: …

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: …

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Well, don’t you two have anything to say?

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Erm, of course we do.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Good job on your victory, my lord!

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Yeah, great job!

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: That thing had it coming if you ask me.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: So…I guess now that you’ve taken that thing out you don’t have to worry about me anymore, right lord Nakago?

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Wait a minute; is that you Suboshi?

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Yeah…

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I thought I made it clear to never show your face in this chat room again.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I guess you’ve come back to test my patience.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Well it’s no matter.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I’ll just take care of you the same way I disposed of that furry pink menace earlier!

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Gulp.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Um you know I just remembered…I have to uh…do something for lady Yui.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: I’ll see you guys around!

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Has Logged Off

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: A pity.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I lose more friends that way.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Has Signed On

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Has Booted Up Webcam

Webcam Now Connected

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Just look what lady Yui did to me!

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: OMG Miboshi!!

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: What in Seiryu’s name is growing out of your head??

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Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Opps, I mean, what the HECK is growing out of your head??

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Lady Yui super glued this thing to my head in order to cover up my bald spot.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: She calls it an afro.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: I look like a friggin Chia Pet.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: The worse thing is that I can’t see anything.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: This dumb wig covers up my third eye.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Suppresses urge to laugh.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Has Signed On

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: LOL

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: You look SO weird!

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: How does it feel to be the ugliest warrior of us all?

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Actually, covering up that third eye of yours is somewhat of an improvement.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Snickers.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Whatever.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: At least I’m not a woman that looks like a man, like some people around here.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Hey!

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: I am NOT!

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: I thought gluing that wig to your head would have taught you a lesson about making fun of me.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: I guess I was wrong.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: I’ll have to resort to violence.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: You are going to get it now, baldy!

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Oh, I am SO scared.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: You should be, you Chia Pet gone wrong!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Silence, both of you!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: This argument grows tiresome.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: If you both do not shut up right now, I will make you switch bodies with one another.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Then you’ll have to deal with looking like each other for all eternity.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Do I make myself clear?

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: He started it!

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: I did not!!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: That tares it.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I cast 10th level spell, devastating change extraordinaire!

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BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Sigh.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I guess I won’t be using that spell again.

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Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: What…just happened?

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: Yeah; what have you done to us Lord Nakago??

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Behold my amazing spell casting abilities!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Yui is now Miboshi and Miboshi is now Yui!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: They will be stuck like this forever!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Muhahahahahahahahaha!

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: What??

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: You mean that I am stuck looking like this hag forever?

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: OMG!!

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: And you mean that I’m never going to have hair again??

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Yep.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: That’s pretty much it.

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: Noooooooooooooooooooo!

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: Anything but that!!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: More evil laughing.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Lord Nakago, don’t you think that was a bit harsh?

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: I mean Miboshi is an idiot, but he can’t help what he does.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: And won’t it be hard to summon Seiryu with Yui in another body?

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I was only joking, Soi.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: The spell will wear off in a few hours.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I can’t believe the lack of humor that you people possess.

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: Well I don’t find this funny at all.

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: I want out of this body right now!

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: I’m not happy about this either, you know.

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: OMG!

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: I just stared in the mirror and it broke.

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: I hate being this ugly!

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: Oh yeah?

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: Well I just stared at the computer screen and it cracked a little.

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: I’m even uglier than you are!

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: Are not!

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: Are so!

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: You’re momma!

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: YOU’RE momma!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Silence!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Be quite right now or I will KEEL YOU WITH MY MIND!!

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: …

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: …

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: …

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: Ok, whatever you say.

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: Just don’t kill us.

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: Yeah, what she said.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Ditto.

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Has Signed On

ClownFace (User Tomo) Has Signed On

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Well it took a while but I have done the impossible.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: I have turned Ashitare into a civilized human being!

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: I will show you via the webcam!

ClownFace (User Tomo) Has Booted Up Webcam

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ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Come on, Ashitare.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Show everyone your amazing new makeover!

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Don’t be shy!

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Bark…All right.

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Ta da!

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Woof, woof.

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: What do you guys think?

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Bark, snarl.

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: Holy ham sandwich!

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: Ashitare looks like…

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Erm…don’t mention any names, lady Yui.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Remember; we don’t want to violate any copyright laws.

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: Oh, right.

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: Sorry about that.

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: What I mean to say is that Ashitare looks real hot!

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Um, is Miboshi hitting on me??

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Woof, gag, woof.

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: I think I am going to be sick.

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Bark, barf, bark.

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: I most certainly am not!

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: I would never even dream of hitting on a mangy mutt like you.

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: How disgusting.

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: You think that I am ugly, lady Yui?

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Bark, cry, bark.

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: But I thought Tomo said that I would be popular with ALL the ladies.

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Woof, sniff, woof.

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: I’m not lady Yui, you furry oaf!

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: I’m Miboshi!

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: If you are Miboshi, then why do you look so pretty?

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Bark, woof, bark?

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: Yeah, about that.

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: It’s a funny story.

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: Nervous laughter.

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: Lord Nakago kind of switched our bodies.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Lady Yui speaks the truth.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Her spirit is in Miboshi’s body and Miboshi’s spirit is in hers.

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: That is so wrong.

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Bark, woof.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: You can say that again.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Just when I thought this day couldn’t get any weirder, it just did.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Has Signed On

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Ok everyone, I have an announcement to make.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Oh great; here we go again.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: I know that you probably want me dead at this point lord Nakago, but this will only take one moment.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Just spit it out, Suboshi.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Thank you so much!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: You’ve got three minutes before I start tarring you to shreds.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Um, right.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: The truth is that I can no longer hold my feelings back.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: After all of these months, I’ve finally decided to confess my love to lady Yui.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: I love you Yui!

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: I’m heading over to your house right now to give you the biggest kiss of your life.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Wait for me my love.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: I will be there in no time!

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Has Logged Off

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: Suboshi has feelings for me??!!

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: And he’s going to kiss me??

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: OMG!!

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: Wait a minute…

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: He’s not really going to be kissing me; he’s going to be kissing Miboshi!

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: LOL

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: Sucks for you!

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: Eeeew!

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: I’m going to kiss a man??!!

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: Nakago you MUST change me back!!

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: Please; I am begging you!

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: NO Nakago; DON’T change him back.

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: I’d rather die than make out with Suboshi!

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: Nakago please; it’s inhuman!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Silence fools!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I will not change you back.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: You will just have to let the spell wear off on its own.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Have fun kissing another man, Miboshi.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: OMG!

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: Suboshi is here.

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Says: I must run away!

DragonMage (User Miboshi) Has Logged Off

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: Ha, ha!

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: It serves him right for calling me ugly.

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Says: I have GOT to watch this.

Voodoo_Chick85 (User Yui) Has Logged Off

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: This day just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Can we just get on with the meeting now?

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: There are more important matters to discuss.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Now that Ashitare is attractive, he can go fight the bishies under the full moon!

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Yeah; go sick ‘em boy!

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Actually, I don’t want to fight the Suzaku Seven.

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: Growl, woof.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Will you do it for a Scooby Snack?

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: I’m afraid not this time.

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: I want to pursuit my dream of becoming a super model.

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: It’s off to Hollywood for me!

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Says: I’ll see you guys around.

WolfMan66 (User Ashitare) Has Logged Off

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Unbelievable!!

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: There goes are only OTHER chance at getting back at those Suzaku twits!

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Now what are we supposed to do??

Warning: Two or more user names have been changed without the server knowing. We apologize for the inconvenience.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: I wonder what that was about…

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I have no idea.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Has Signed On

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: That was the best kiss I’ve ever had in my life.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Well it’s not like you have anything to compare it to, Suboshi.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: You’ve always been a single, pathetic nerd.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: I’m in a good mood right now, so I’ll just pretend you didn’t say that.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Has Signed On

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: OMG!!

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: You guys are never going to believe this.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: The spell wore off just when Suboshi decided to have his way with me!

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: That was the worse kiss that I’ve ever had in my life.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: I feel like I need to brush my teeth for one hundred days; maybe even two hundred to get the bad taste out of my mouth.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: It’s so disgusting!

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: You say that now lady Yui, but you’ll come to see in time that I’ll grow on you.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: OMG!!

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Did you leave behind some kind of infection?

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Now I need to go bath myself.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: I’m not coming back until I’ve made sure every single memory of that horrible kiss has been thoroughly scrubbed away.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Has Logged Off

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: She says that now but one you’ve had a taste of me you never go back.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: …

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: …

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: …

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Has Signed On

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Finally; I have my old body back!

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: I’m just glad the spell wore off before I had to kiss Suboshi.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: That would have been the worst moment of my life.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: As interesting as all of that is, let’s try to stay on topic from this point on.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Sigh.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: This conversation grows more tiresome with each passing moment.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: If we can’t find anyone hot enough to out bishie those Suzaku nitwits, why don’t we just do things the old fashioned way and blow them up?

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: That is an excellent idea my lord!

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: I shall go and take care of the Suzaku warriors right away!

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Has Logged Off

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Well I guess it’s just us three guys now.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Oh, and that weird cross-dressing man.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Hey!

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: I will have you know that I am very masculine.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: The paint on my face symbolizes…

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: What?

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: That you are crazy?

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: That you are bad at painting?

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: No!!

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: It shows that I’m a warrior!

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Yeah; a warrior that dresses like a girl.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Whatever.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: You guys are obviously just jealous of my impeccable fashion sense.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Uh huh…

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Sure…

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: That’s what I thought.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: It’s called sarcasm.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Have you heard of it?

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: You are (cough) fashion challenged (cough).

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Yeah well…you look like a woman more than I do Suboshi.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: I do not!

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Do so!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Quite, both of you!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Don’t make me reach back there or someone WILL get a fireball to the butt.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Err…whatever you say Lord Nakago.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: I’ll stop.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Very well; I’ll do as you wish.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: But I’m only agreeing to go along with this because I don’t like fire.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Fire melts away my pretty face paints!

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Anime thud.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Has Signed On

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Ok; you guys are never going to believe this.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: What happened, Soi?

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Well I went to take care of the Suzaku Seven and then something unthinkable happened.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: That weird pink fluff ball came out of nowhere and broke up the fight!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: WHAT??!!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I thought I destroyed that thing!!

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Well apparently you did not kill it enough.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: It sent all of the Suzaku warriors away from the battle field and then hopped away like it was nothing!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Those Suzaku twerps will pay for this!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Thank to them now only have we lost Lady Yui and Amiboshi to the calm waters of a bubble bath and Ashitare to Hollywood, but we were not able to be half as evil as they were going to be!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Curse those Suzaku Seven nitwits!

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Wait a minute; if Soi went to stop the Boobah from taking over the world, doesn’t that technically make us the good guys??

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Noooooooooooooooo!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: We can’t let those Suzaku menaces live this down!

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: But what can we do, lord Nakago?

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I think I have a plan.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: The next time the Suzaku warriors log in we are going to hack into their server.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: What good will that do?

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I will tell you, my friends.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: We are going to introduce a virus that will delete all of the Suzaku Seven’s computer hard drives off the face of the earth.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: They will all have to all go buy new computers and while they are away we will use the time to take over zee world!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Oh you are so evil lord Nakago!

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: That sounds like a great way to get back at the Suzaku Seven!

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: I agree; it is an excellent plan!

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: I couldn’t have thought of something better myself.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: We are lucky to have you as our leader!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Then if everyone agrees, it’s best that we start making preparations.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Let us all go to the bat cave!

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: The bat cave?

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: What was that you were saying earlier about copyright infringement?

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Never you mind.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: We have viruses to plant and little time to do it in.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Come my minions!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: We have no time to lose!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Has Logged Off

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Sigh.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Well I guess we have no choice since all of our other plans failed.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: I’m in.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Has Logged Off

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: You know that I’ll be there.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Has Logged Off

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: I guess I better go too, in case any of those morons get into trouble.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Has Logged Off

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: I will go anywhere lord Nakago does.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Even if it IS the bat cave.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: You can count me in as well.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Has Logged Off


All chat server members have Logged Off successfully. The chat server will close if no activity takes place within the next twenty minutes.


Five minutes later…


KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Has Signed On

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Has Signed On


Warning: The Seiryu Chat Server has been hacked! The system will continue to run as usual unless precautionary steps are taken now. You have ten minutes to respond.


Ten minutes later…


The system will keep running like normal. All conversations will be recorded in the database for future viewing. Thank you for using the Seiryu Chat Server and have a nice day.


KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Great work, Mokona!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: You managed to hack into the Seiryu Chat Server and stop the fight between the Suzaku Seven members before the Boobah were summoned!

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu pu.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: But now we have an even greater obstacle in our path.

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu pu?

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: The Seiryu Seven are planning to plant a virus in the Suzaku Chat Server.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: We must stop them from accomplishing this task.

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu pu!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: We have a long difficult task ahead.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: But now that we have access to the Seiryu Chat Server we should be able to put the Seiryu Seven in their place.

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu pu pu pu!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Come Mokona; we have much planning to do.

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu_pu_pu!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Has Logged Off

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Has Logged Off

[lyraalluse]

Fushigi Yugi Online Chat

© Emma Lee Downs

Miaka, the Suzaku Seven and a few other surprise guests have decided to all come together and talk in an online chat room. Watch the chaos ensue as they discover the limitless potential of the World Wide Web! Please Read and review.

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Chapter Three: Suzaku vs. Seiryu

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Two Percent...

Suzaku welcomes you to his personal chat server! As the God of love, Suzaku is always devoted to bringing friends, family and, (of course), lovers together in an online environment where they can feel comfortable talking to one another with (little interruptions) from ads. Suzaku hopes you enjoy his flawless chat server and use it to its full capacity. When choosing a place on the web to talk to all of the people YOU care about, remember to pick the service that was (quite literally) made in heaven; the Suzaku Chat Server! This chat server is sponsored by Smoogle; We Make It Happen.

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Fifty Percent...

Loading anti-hacking software and virus protection shield. Drawing pixilated icons of all of the characters from Big Wolf On Campus. Wasting seven minutes of your time for no particular reason other than it is funny as heck to watch you squirm in your seat. That’s right; we are watching you. Be afraid; be VERY afraid.

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Loading random stuff that no one cares about. Deleting records of hacking that occurred at six o’clock this morning (mountain standard time). Gathering information about you to sell to other companies so we can get rich! Err, we mean, gathering information about user log-in IDs to sell to competitors so the money can be put back into making this server a better place! Yeah, we’ll go with that one.

One Hundred Percent...

Complete! You have successfully logged into the server.


KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Has Signed On


No one else seems to be on the server. Do you wish to invite people to this chat room?

YES

To reach your party type the screen names of the people you wish to invite separated by a comma and press enter.

IRPawnedSuzaku, IMLittleGhost, FoxFace221, SmarterThanU, HotBishiEmperor, MuscleChick_Man, Ph3rTehFan, HealerPimp, Mr.Tinkles, BubbleGurl, GodOfCephiro, LyraAlluse

ENTER

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Five minutes later…

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Has Signed On

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Has Signed On

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Has Signed On

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Has Signed On

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Has Signed On

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Has Signed On

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Has Signed On

HealerPimp (User Mitsukake) Has Signed On

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Has Signed On

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Has Signed On

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Has Signed On

LyraAlluse (User Emma) Has Signed On


All contacts have successfully logged in! Please enjoy chatting in the Suzaku Chat Server sponsored by Smoogle. Smoogle is more than the internet’s leading search engine. It has all the perks of those other websites (cough) MTM (cough) without the ridiculously high price and constant server crashes! (Not to mention pages that freeze right up on you for no reason, like for example the pages on MTM.) So make Smoogle your home page today! Remember; when use Smoogle you know you are getting the best quality internet for little or no start up cost! Smoogle; we make it happen.


KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: I can’t believe the author of this Fushigi Yugi chat fan fiction was too lazy to change the Smoogle add from last time!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: It is quite pathetic really.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: But that is beside the point.

LyraAlluse (User Emma) Says: Um excuse me.

LyraAlluse (User Emma) Says: Can I say something?

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Oh great; what do YOU want?

LyraAlluse (User Emma) Says: Well, it’s just that I have to clear something up.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Sigh.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Go ahead.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Just get on with it while we are all young.

LyraAlluse (User Emma) Says: Oh right!

LyraAlluse (User Emma) Says: Sorry.

LyraAlluse (User Emma) Says: Well, you see, I was really tired when I wrote this fan fiction so I kind of slacked on the last part.

LyraAlluse (User Emma) Says: You will forgive me right?

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Will you let us get one with the story and stop stalling because you ran out of ideas?

LyraAlluse (User Emma) Says: That depends.

LyraAlluse (User Emma) Says: Will you give me five bucks?

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Sigh.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: I will give you five dollars if you go away and leave the story to me as you are insufficient as a writer.

LyraAlluse (User Emma) Says: You’ve got a deal!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Then here is your five dollars.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Hands Lyra the five dollars.

LyraAlluse (User Emma) Says: Yay!

LyraAlluse (User Emma) Says: Now I have enough to pay rent!

LyraAlluse (User Emma) Says: I’m going to go spend this right away.

LyraAlluse (User Emma) Has Logged Off

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Honestly; the things starving writers will do for money.

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu pu!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: You said it Mokona.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Anyway it is about time we get down to business.
KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: I am assuming that you all know why I called you here today.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Oh that’s easy!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Um…wait, don’t tell me…

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Oh I know!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: You called us here because you are lonely!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: No, you moron!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: I’ve summoned you all here today because of the trouble all of you nit-wits have caused!

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Hey!

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: What did WE do, grandma?

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Oh nothing.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: YOU JUST ALMOST SINGLE HANDEDLY BROUGHT ABOUT THE END OF THE WOLD BY SUMMINING THE BOOBAH!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: That’s all.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: No big deal, really.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY ALL OF CREATION!

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: Oh no!

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: Taiitsukun’s mad!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: You’re darn right that I am mad.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: I can’t BELIEVE that you morons are really the legendary Suzaku Seven.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: And SOME priestess Miaka makes.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Ok, so we messed up a tiny bit.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Big deal.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Can’t you just tell us what we have to do to fix things instead of yelling your old trap off?

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: There’s nothing really you idiots can do now.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: The world was already saved by my friend Mokona, here.

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu pu!

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: You mean that weird pink fluff-ball that came out of nowhere and broke up our fight?

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu PU pu…

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Grumpy Look.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Yes, that’s him.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Apparently, even characters from other television shows are better at saving the world than you losers.

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Well if you ask me that pink cotton swap was really was no help at all.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Thanks to him, we’ll NEVER know which one of us is good enough for Miaka.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Aren’t I allowed to say anything about this yet?

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: NO!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Oh, sorry.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I’ll go back to eating my food now.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Shoves like eight donuts in her mouth at once.

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: We can always come up with another contest, you know.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Hey that’s not a bad idea!

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Good call, Chichiri!

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: How about we see…who can eat the most donuts!

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: That’s brilliant!

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: The way to Miaka’s heart is through her stomach after all.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: We can get that weird pink thing to be the judge.

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu pu?

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: What IS that weird pink thing anyway?

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu PU pu pu!

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Who cares; it looks like it will make a great judge!

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu pu…

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: The winner will get to stay with Miaka forever!

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: Who’s in?

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: Oh count me in!

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Me too!

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Don’t leave me out!

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Hey!

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: I get to play too!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Silence all of you!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: This is no time for contests.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: We need to discuss the OTHER reason that you were all summoned here today.

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu pu pu pu.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Was it to talk about the weather?

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I hear that it is really cold out today.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Maybe it was to discuss how we can give Taiitsukun a makeover.

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: Oh that’s probably it.

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: She needs one REAL bad.

HealerPimp (User Mitsukake) Says: Or maybe we were summoned to give Taiitsukun some anger management lessons.

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: You have a good point there; she really needs those too!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: THOSE ARE NOT THE REASONS I ASKED YOU TO COME HERE YOU TWITS!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Now listen up.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: The Seiryu Seven are planning to hack into the Suzaku Chat Server.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: If we do not do something they will break all of our computers!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: The virus will cut off our contact from one another until we can go to each other’s houses and meet up.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: That gap in time will give Seiryu Seven enough time to attempt to take over the world while we are too distracted trying to fix the Suzaku Chat Server.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Something must be done to stop this from taking place!

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: PU PU!

HealerPimp (User Mitsukake) Says: That doesn’t sound good at all.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: I can’t believe that the Seiryu Seven would stoop that low.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Why didn’t you just say that in the first place you old hag!

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: This is terrible.

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: We’ve got to do something to stop the Seiryu Seven before it is too late!

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: But what can we do?

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I have an idea!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I will become the super hero known as Donut Woman.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: As Donut Woman I will stop them with my donut attack of furry!

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Um I don’t mean to ruin your plans but somehow I don’t think that’s going to do us much good.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: I also doubt that will be of much help, Miaka.

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: I’m sorry but I would have to agree with Nuriko on that one.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Well darn.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I’m sorry guys.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: That’s the only idea I’ve got.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Anime Thud.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Rolls Eyes.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: That’s Miaka for you.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Well if we don’t use my idea what are we supposed to do?

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: I don’t know.

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: Just sit here until we can think of something I guess.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Yes, everything is going just as I planned.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: The Suzaku Warriors don’t even know how much they are under my control.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Muahahahaha!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Even the Seiryu Seven are puppets in my game.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Bwahahahahahaha!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Dance my little puppets, dance!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: I mean, meow!

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: PU PU PU PU!!

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Ok that was just creepy.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Did everyone see what Tama just wrote?

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu pu pu pu pu pu.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Oh come on guys…it must have just been an error in the chat server or something.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Everyone knows that cats can’t talk.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: It’s against the laws of nature or something.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: That’s true.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: However, they might be able to type.

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: PU pu puuu!

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: Eh Gads, you might be on to something there.

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: If Tama really has been typing all of this stuff, then it means he is the one behind all of this!

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: What do you have to say to that Mr. Kitty Cat?

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Meow?

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Don’t play stupid, we’re on to you now!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Oh fine; I’ve been found out.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Yes, I can type and it was ME who tricked you all into fighting under the full moon.

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: I can’t believe it, you know!

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu pu.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: How did you do it?

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: The day before you logged on to the chat server I put a special potion in all of your drinks that would make you obey subliminal commands.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: As you were all talking about winning Miaka’s affections, I typed “fight under the full moon” in invisible font fifty times.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: I blocked my own screen name so you couldn’t tell what was going on.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: However, if you went back and looked you would see the gaps where I was sending you subliminal messages the entire time.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: You acted exactly how I predicted you would and the Seiryu Seven responded just as I thought.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: However they are all just puppets in my game too.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: They think they are going to rule the world but it will be ME waiting there for them.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Muahahahahahahaha!

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: Not if I can help it Mr. Kitty cat.

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: You are going in your travel cage right now!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: No…anything but that!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Stay away from me you fiend!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Hisssssssssss!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Has Logged Off

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: You come back here you evil cat!

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: You are going in your travel case whether you like it or not!

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Has Logged Off

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: PU PUUUU PUUUU PU!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Oh no!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Tama is getting away!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: What should we do?

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Nyan-Nyan is going after him so I wouldn’t worry too much.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: She is one of the fasted celestial beings in heaven.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: I guarantee you that cat will be sorry if he tries to get away from her.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Has Signed On

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Curse that bubble girl!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: She caught me after all.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: I am an evil mastermind; I do NOT belong in a cage!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Let me out this instant!!

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Has Signed On

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: Now, now Mr. Kitty I am not letting you out until you help us find a way to stop the Seiryu Seven.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Like I would help any of you; especially after putting me in a cage!

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Then I have no choice but to resort to a little technique I used to make use of to get information out of people when I was the leader of my bandit gang back in the day.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Nothing an idiot like you could possibly think up would EVER make me talk.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Oh really?

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Are you sure about that fluff ball?

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Not even this…

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Has Booted Up The Microphone

Microphone Now Connected

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Can you all hear me?

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Wow that’s neat!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I can hear you Tasuki!

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu!

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: That’s a ‘Roger’ from me.

HealerPimp (User Mitsukake) Says: We can all hear you loud and clear.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Good!

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Then my connection went through.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Hey, the text appears on the screen when you talk!

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: Technology just blows my mind, you know.

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: What will they think of next?

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: As fascinating as all of this is, how is THIS going to get Tama to talk?

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Oh you’ll see, don’t worry.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Hey Mr. Cat, what is the song that no one can stand to hear; especially little cats like you?

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Gasp!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: You mean…

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: That’s right Mr. Cat.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: I am going to sing, THE MEOW MIX SONG!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: You wouldn’t dare…

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Try me hairball.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: I’m calling your bluff.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: No one is that twisted and evil; especially a dummy like you.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Well if that’s how you feel then I guess I have no choice.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Takes in a big breath.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Meow, meow, meow, meow, Meow, meow, meow, meow, Meow, meow, Meow, meow, Meow, meow, meow, meow, Meow, meow, meow, meow, Meow, meow, meow, meow, Meow, meow, Meow, meow, Meow, meow, meow, meow, Meow, meow, meow, meow, Meow, meow, meow, meow, Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, Meow, meow, Meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow, Meow, Meow!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Ok, ok, I’ve had enough!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Just don’t sing it again; please!

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Then you will help us?

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Yes, I will help you.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Just don’t sing that song again!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: I’m begging you.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: You were so terrible!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Even I could have sung that horrid song better than you.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Hurrah!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: My bad singing skills win in the fight against evil yet again!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Good job Tasuki!

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: You really thought things through this time!

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Puuuuu pu!

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: That’s right!

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: I’m good for lots of stuff other than my fancy flame skills, don’t you know.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Go me, it’s my b-day, I rule, raise the roof!

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: You really shouldn’t have boosted his ego you know.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Don’t worry; I don’t think his head can get inflated any more than it already is.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: LOL

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: LMAO

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Oh sure, laugh at the guy who got the information.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: That’s real mature.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Well now that we have the Tama on our side, we should be able to stop the Seiryu Seven for sure!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Come out with it Mr. Kitty Cat!

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Puu pu puuuu.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: You guys really are stupid aren’t you?

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: It’s obvious what you need to do.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Well then tell us you stupid cat!

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Yeah!

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: What should we do?

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: PUUUUUU!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Sigh.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: You’ve got to hack their server before they try to hack yours.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: If their system crashes they won’t have any way of taking over the world.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: It just so happens all of their plans were written in Nicrasoft Speak.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: If their word processor dies, then all of their plans go with it too.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: That just might work.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: That idea is brilliant!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: I know; I thought of it.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: I actually spend my time thinking unlike the rest of you morons.

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: You sure have an attitude problem, Kitty.

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: I can’t help it.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: I’m a cat.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: It’s in my gene pool.

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: But how are we going to hack into their server?

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Hey I just remembered!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: We could always use this…

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Has Booted Up The Webcam

Webcam Now Connected

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Holds up the Computer Haxor 9000.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: OMG!

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Where did you get that?

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu pu pu?

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Oh, I’ve had it this whole time.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Anime thud.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Why didn’t you tell us that earlier??

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I guess I didn’t think of it at the time.

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: LOL

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: That’s really WAS a Miaka moment right there.

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: Well if you have that machine, then let’s try it out!

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu puuu.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Alright!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Let me just hook it into my computer’s USB port…

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: There we go!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: We’re all set up.

Server Message: Hacking equipment has been detected. The server confirms that is from a trusted IP. Please type in the IP address of the server you wish to hack.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: What’s all this talk about a server IP?

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: How are we supposed to know what address those shysters use?

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Puuuuuu?

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Grumbles.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: You people really are lost without me, aren’t you?

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Try this one: 53r1yu.ch6t.53rv5r

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: ZOMG it actually worked!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: How do you know so much Tama?

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: I’m a cat.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: I know everything.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Nervous laughter.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Oh, Right.

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: Hey something is coming up, you know!

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu pu.

All contacts have successfully logged in! Please enjoy chatting in the Seiryu Chat Server sponsored by Tomo’s shell Shin. Shin is more than a common seashell; it’s been providing illusions for the masses since the 12th century BCE. Without its appearance in ancient China the internet would most likely not exist. In fact NOTHING would exist. That’s right; you are all living in a world of illusions. Everything you know is a lie! Of course we can’t really back that up; it’s just a theory. In any case make Shin your option for escaping reality today! Shin; enslaving modern civilization in a whirlwind of doubt and confusion since 1985.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: That must be the Seiryu Seven’s Log-In screen.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: We did it!

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: PUUUUUU!

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: So now what should we do?

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Um...I don’t know.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Did that Computer Haxor 9000 come with an instruction manual or something?

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I think it did!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Let’s see, it says to push the blue button to fix the server and to push the red button to destroy it.

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: Push the red button then!

HealerPimp (User Mitsukake) Says: Hurry before someone logs in!

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu puuu pu puuu!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Okie dokie.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Pushes the red button.

Warning: The Seiryu Chat Server has been hacked! The system will continue to run as usual unless precautionary steps are taken now. You have ten minutes to respond.

Ten minutes later…

The system will now implode on itself. Please log off safely before the server blows itself up from the inside destroying any computers that are attached to it. Thank you for using the Seiryu Chat Server and have a nice day.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Uh oh, I better disconnect us from the Seiryu Chat Server before we blow up too.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Unplugs The Computer Haxor 9000.

Server Message: Hacking equipment has been safely removed. The connection to the IP address 53r1yu.ch6t.53rv5r has been lost. It is possible that their server has been deleted off the face of the planet. The Suzaku Chat server is not liable for any damage the other server might have sustained. Thank you for choosing the Suzaku Chat Server and have a nice day!

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Did you read that?

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: We did it!

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu pu pu!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Yay!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: We stopped the Seiryu Seven before they could hack our server!

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: Now we can get back to more important issues.

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: Like having a NEW contest to see who gets to be Miaka’s love forever!

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: Don’t think I forgot about out little discussion earlier, fellows!

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Well don’t think I forgot about this either.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: You guys are all are going down!

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Not if I outmaneuver you first, flame boy.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: You all might as well give up right now.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: You are just going to lose to me.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: I am the most like a girl out of all of us.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: I understand Miaka best.

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: Now, now guys settle down.

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: We’ve got play fair, you know.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: The things I have to put up with when I am with you morons.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Is that contest all you can think about after what just happened??

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Speaking of what just happened, I just can’t shake the fact that there is something we are forgetting…

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: You think?

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Can one of you nit-wits let me out of this cage?

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: Oh right.

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: Sorry about Mr. Kitty; we DID have an agreement.

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: Lets Tama out of his cage.

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: There you go!

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: Now you can turn over a new leaf and be good from now on!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: That IS what you are going to do right?

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Muahahahahahaha!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: You FOOLS!!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Letting me out of that cage was the stupidest thing you could’ve done.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Now it is time for me to get my revenge!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Uh oh; that doesn’t sound good.

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu…pu…

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Takes out his own version of the Computer Haxor 9000 and plugs it into his computer.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Now it is time for all of you to meet your doom!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Bwahahahahahahaha!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Pushes the red button too fast for anyone to respond.

Warning: The Suzaku Chat Server has been hacked! The system will continue to run as usual unless precautionary steps are taken now. You have ten minutes to respond.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: What should we do everyone?

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: We’ve got to do something fast!

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: I don’t know!

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: I wish I could help, you know, but I’m out of ideas!

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: PUU PUUU PUU!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Time is running out!

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Is this really the end for us all?

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: I’m scared!

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Me too!

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: Wait!

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: Miaka, hook up your Computer Haxor 9000 again.

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: Hurry!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Alright!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I’m hooking it up right now.

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: Hurry we only have twelve seconds left!

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: PUUUU!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I’m trying, I’m trying!

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: When you hook it up, press the blue button.

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: Do you understand?

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: Press the blue button!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I’ve got it!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Ok, now to push the blue button…

Warning: The ten minutes has expired. The system does not detect any damage. There has been an unauthorized breech of log-in ID security. Please check your user ID list to make sure no unauthorized members are in your chat room.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I must have pressed the blue button just in time. But what did that last part mean?

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: I really don’t know…

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu pu pu.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: You fool; do you think pressing a blue button could stop ME?

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Just wait and see what happens next!


BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Has Signed On

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Has Signed On

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Has Signed On

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Has Signed On

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Has Signed On

ClownFace (User Tomo) Has Signed On


Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: I would like to take some time to introduce you to some friends of mine; Suboshi, Nakago, Miboshi, Soi, Suboshi and of course Yui…of the Seiryu Seven!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: OMG!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: How did you manage to bring all of the members of the Seiryu Seven here?

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: That is really none of your concern, priestess of Suzaku.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: But if you must really know our intentions…

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Now that we have successfully hacked into your chat server we plan on taking it over!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Excuse me but…what did you say??

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: You heard correctly, priestess of Suzaku.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I expected that you Suzaku fools would destroy my chat server.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I saw that coming from the beginning.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: In fact I was hoping that would be the case.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I only need one server to rule the world.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Everyone knows that the Suzaku server is way more powerful than the one we were using.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Once I kick you Suzaku twerps out it will be the beginning of the end.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I will convert everything in this database to hook up with heaven’s computer and then I will not only rule this world; I will rule ALL worlds.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Your cat Tama got in my way for a little while.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: He put a small amount of subliminal message drugs in the drinks he passed out to the members of my last chat session.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: He didn’t think I noticed, but all through the chat he was writing, “fight the bishies under the full moon.”

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: He tried to hide his screen name but I saw right through his concealment wizardry.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Because of his insubordination we permanently lost one of our members to Hollywood and the other member to therapy.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I will not let that cat get in my way again.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I cast 12th level spell, imprisonment!

Warning: Please refrain from casting 12th level spells in the Suzaku Chat Server. Excessive 12th level spell casting may cause the server to crash. Failure to comply by the rules may result in a permanent ban from the site. Thank you for your cooperation and have a nice day.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: You traitor I can’t believe you would do this to me after I helped you!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: I should have killed you when I had the chance!

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: Oh no what’s happening?

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Says: No…no!!

Tama gets his front paws chained together, shackles get tied around his back paws, and he forcibly gets sucked into a lamp.

Mr.Tinkles (User Tama) Has Logged Off

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Good riddance to him.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Now to deal with the rest of you Suzaku twerps.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: I have been waiting some time to get back at you Miaka!

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Now I am going to teach you a lesson once and for all!

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Ever since you tried to kill my brother Tamahome, I have been waiting to get my revenge.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: Today you are going to suffer as much as he did!

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: I never liked you Chichiri.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: You’re spells were always one step ahead of the ones I could master.

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: I am going to bring you to your knees today to show that I am not as weak as you think I am!

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: I’ve always thought you gave a bad name to cross dressers, Nuriko.
ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Today I am going to beat some fashion sense into you; if it doesn’t kill you first.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: I have a personal score to settle with you, Hotohori.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: It’s because of your invading armies that I was misplaced from my home when I was young.

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: I am going to make you pay for the death of my parents.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: As for you, Chiriko and Mitsukake I have a personal score to settle with you both.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: You are always getting in the way of me bringing your sorry little group to its knees by either healing your members or giving them the wisdom to escape my grasp.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I assure you that there won’t be any of those attributes left when I’ve finished with you.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: So what about me; am I chopped liver?

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Who are you again?

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: You have some nerve asking THAT question.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: I’m Tasuki of the Suzaku Seven and I am going to make sure you dweebs remember my name from now on.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Be careful Tasuki!

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Listen to Miaka; we have no idea what the Seiryu Seven are going to do!

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: I don’t care.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: These punks are going down.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Rickechee-eeee!

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IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: What happened to the hot-head?

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Oh no…Tasuki!!

HealerPimp (User Mitsukake) Says: Don’t worry everyone; I think I know what happened.

HealerPimp (User Mitsukake) Says: I think Tasuki melted his computer with his diamond fan.

HealerPimp (User Mitsukake) Says: Am I correct in assuming this, Taiitsukun?

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Yes, I can still sense his presence.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: He appears to be surprised that the computer screen went blank.

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: What a moron!

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: I can’t believe he could be THAT stupid.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: This battle hardly seems fair, priestess of Suzaku.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: Your warriors seem incapable of being able to protect you.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: That’s right, priestess.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: What are you going to do now?

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I don’t know.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I DON’T KNOW!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Taiitsukun!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: What should I do?

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: Don’t worry Miaka; I’ve had a backup plan all along.

KingTutsGrandmummy* (User Taiitsukun) Says: Go get them, Mokona!

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu Pu Pu!

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: I Mokona cast level 100 spell, entrapment!

Warning: Please refrain from casting 100th level spells in the Suzaku Chat Server. Excessive 100th level spell casting may cause the server to crash. Failure to comply by the rules may result in a permanent ban from the site. This is the server’s second warning. After three times the offender will be permanently banned from the site. Thank you for your cooperation and have a nice day.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: What did that little pink cotton swab just do?

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: I don’t know but…I am disappearing!

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: I can’t stop myself from fading away!

Lightening-Gal (User Soi) Says: Nooooo!

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Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Oh no, the same thing is happening to me!

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: I can feel myself melting into nothing!

Voodoo_Mage (User Miboshi) Says: Wait, I am not ready to fade away!!

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DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: No, not me too!

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: My skin looks transparent.

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Says: What’s…happening…to…me…??

DoubleTehTrouble (User Suboshi) Has Logged Off

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: My years feel like they are running backwards.

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: My face paints are dripping off; I am becoming less attractive by the minute!

ClownFace (User Tomo) Says: I can’t…go out…like this…

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BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Do you fools really think you can imprison ME?

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I am the most powerful man in the entire Universe of the Four Gods book.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I will just dispel that foul creature’s incantation!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I cast level 40 spell, reverse!

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: That is just what I was waiting for you to do, lord Nakago.

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: You won’t be able to reverse my spell; it is too strong.

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: They say three times is the charm.

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Since you cast that level 40 spell you will permanently be deleted from the site…as well as from all existence.

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Have fun in purgatory.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: No!!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: I was outsmarted by a walking cotton ball??

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: It can’t be!

Warning: Please refrain from casting 40th level spells in the Suzaku Chat Server. Excessive 40th level spell casting may cause the server to crash. Failure to comply by the rules may result in a permanent ban from the site. This is the server’s third warning. The offender will now be officially banned from the site. We are sorry for any inconvenience this rule breaker may have caused the other members in the Chat room. Thank you for your cooperation and have a nice day.

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Wait…I feel myself disappearing…

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: My log in name is disappearing too…

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Says: Curse you members…of the…Suzaku Seven…!

BlastFromThePast (User Nakago) Has Logged Off

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Hey wait a minute; why am I still here?

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Don’t you and your friends want me to fade away too?

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: No, Yui.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I actually want you to be my friend!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I think lord Mokona knew that too.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: That’s why he didn’t send you away.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: So will you be friends with me again?

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: What do you say?

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: There’s not much left to fight about.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Will you stop going all Dr. Phil on me?

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Um…sure.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I guess.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Then alright.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: I will be your friend again.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: I’m sorry I was a big jerk, Miaka.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: It’s ok Yui.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I forgive you.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Big hugs!

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Big hugs to you too!

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Aww, we are all one big happy family again.

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: And you all know what THAT means, don’t know?

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Yes!

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: We can finally settle who Miaka belongs with by having the biggest donut eating contest ever!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: Actually guys I hate to disappoint you but I’ve already met this really great guy on an online dating service.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I’ve been trying to tell you all this time, but you would never let me get a word in.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: His name is Allen Schezar and I just adore him.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: He is chivalrous, kind, and a real lady’s man.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: He does have an illegitimate child but I thought it was cool that he was so forward about telling me the truth.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I feel like I can tell him anything.

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: In fact I am going to go talk to him now!

IRPawnedSuzaku (User Miaka) Says: I will see you guys around later!

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IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: That was a twist ending I didn’t see coming.

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: I don’t think ANYONE saw that one coming.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Well there is no use letting all these donuts go to waste.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Do you guys all want to come over to my house and watch Ouran High School?

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: I’ve got beverages!

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: Sure, why not.

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: There’s really nothing else to do since the Seiryu Seven have all disappeared.

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: You count me in!

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: Me too!

HealerPimp (User Mitsukake) Says: Even I have to admit that this party sounds like it’s going to be fun.

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: Then I will see all of you guys in an hour!

MuscleChick_Man (User Nuriko) Says: I’ll go set up.

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IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: Well I better get going too if I’m going to make the party.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: I’ll bring a few Anime shows too.

IMLittleGhost (User Tamahome) Says: I’ll see you all in a while!

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DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Listen…I know that I was evil and all but can I come to the party too?

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: I think I need to hang out with better influences so I don’t go all creepy Goth chick on Miaka again.

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: Sure!

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Says: We’d love you to come!

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Really?

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: That’s great!

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: I will see you in a while then.

DragonChick85 (User Yui) Says: Thank you so much for inviting me!

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KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: You can definitely count Mokona and me in.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: I may be an old grandma but I’ve still got the moves.

KingTutsGrandmummy (User Taiitsukun) Says: We’ll meet you there in an hour or so.

GodOfCephiro (User Mokona) Says: Pu Pu Pu!

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FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: Well I guess that means we should all go too.

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: Who knows?

FoxFace221 (User Chichiri) Says: It might be a lot of fun, you know!

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: You are right.

HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Says: Let’s get a move on!

SmarterThanU (User Chiriko) Says: I’ll see you guys all there!

HealerPimp (User Mitsukake) Says: Bye for now!

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HotBishiEmperor (User Hotohori) Has Logged Off

HealerPimp (User Mitsukake) Has Logged Off

BubbleGurl (User Nyan-Nyan) Has Logged Off


Five minutes later…


Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Has Signed On

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Hey guys I am back.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Sorry about that; my computer melted into little tiny bits for some reason.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: It’s a good thing I had a spare laptop hanging around or I would have missed all of the action.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Um...guys?

Goes up and reads the parts of the chat he missed.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: WHAT?

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: You mean I missed EVERYTHING??

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: How unfair is that??!!

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Oh well.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: I guess I’ll head over to Nuriko’s house too.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: I’m just glad this whole ordeal is done and over with.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: Wait I just noticed; I am talking to myself.

Ph3rTehFan (User Tasuki) Says: I’ve REALLY got to stop doing that.

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-The End!